November 30, 2007 1:39 AM
My inaugural bash
GOP dropping cash like I drop MCs
I make more commission than Edwin Meese
Larry Craig's pants dropped like Henry Hyde
His margin is narrow but his stance is wide
Every two years I run up in DC
And I vote more times than the elderly
I got more rhymes than Domenici's got pajamas
And I got much back like Oprah got Obama's
Dropping bombs like your Rahm, I rock '08
Like Diamond Dogs, I'm your candidate
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 2, 2007 4:16 PM
Check it
I'm brown like Sherrod and I'm young like Don
And I got more bling than Moseley Braun
In Senator Shaheen I will take pride
And in the Udall Boyz from the West Side
I'm supporting Warner, M., not Warner, J.
And we'll increase our posse on election day
November '08 is the time to shine
For stone-cold inauguration in 2009
So put your checks in the mail and don't be cheap
And wave your hands in the air 'cause you care so deep
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 3, 2007 3:19 PM
Resolved: It's like a jungle sometimes
I'm rollin' down Pennsylvania in my hybrid car
With my Senators McCaskill and Klobuchar
I got more boys than Hangin' Chad
But I won't betray us like a MoveOn ad
Like Deloitte and Touche, I believe in Dodd
And I make more bank than Auburn Quad
In 2004, the place to be was Boston
Now it's Denver, or for bloggers, Austin
Now, I know you're wondering about the Sucka MP
But holla at my boys: "Run, DNC!"
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 3, 2007 7:24 PM
Seriously sweating the special
In Ohio-5, we ask, "Why rock?"
Answer, to put Latta in drydock
Making GOP cash pour out like sweat
And starting '08 so deep in debt
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 3, 2007 10:19 PM
Don't Wear Red
My rhymes come down hard like Governor Spitzer
But for politics, I'm hungry like the Blitzer
Blue is the color, or for Markos, orange
The sky was black with support for Ang
ela Merkel, but I encircle her coalition
I stomp Bennelong and throw MFs into opposition
I'm against Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing
But I fully support a platform of stone cold chilling
Just get me in a district that can be gerrymandered
And I will put us back on the Gold Tooth Standard
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 4, 2007 1:38 AM
Southern Strategy
I spit that flow that you can't ignore
That's won more prizes than Albert Gore
My style's pervasive and it overwhelms
I get more oldschool than Jesse Helms
And though my identity is undetermined
I'd make a better president than Strom Thurmond
Let's hear it one more time for Senator Lott
Representative from the Land that Time Forgot
Here's a happy ending like Chuck Robb in the nude:
I come down like Allah on Virgil Goode
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 4, 2007 2:41 PM
Where the ladies at
Two-Thou was the year of the Big Dawg's spouse
And now Nancy Pelosi rocks tha House
With Barbara Boxer I'd go a few rounds
Which is not how I feel about Edolphus Towns
Some of these ladies are looking so fine
They on EMILY's List but they also on mine
But all today's pols with the double X
Must know herstory in all its respects
One pioneer they should all be thankin':
Two-term Montana Rep. Jeannette Rankin
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 4, 2007 8:28 PM
Killa Ds
Sucka MP divin' like a bombardier
To rain on your college-ass blogosphere
Mackin' donuts and Slurpees like Joseph Biden
Got bitches like Packwood, but I roll with Wyden
Act like you know when you act like you blue
From the Three-Oh-One to the Two-Oh-Two
GOP got problems with they nominees
For any MP from Four-Thirty-Five CDs
So it's time to settle any beef that you had with me
And get together with the Fiddy-State Strategy
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 6, 2007 3:33 PM
Campaign Promises
Mary J. made the promise of No More Drama
And Nixon has a secret plan to find Osama
Bush sent our troops to fight Saddam
Because America needs another Vietnam
We seek the support of the security MILF
And stamp out all of other people's filth
They liked Bush better after Al Gore's sigh
But they can't even choose between Vote or Die
It's time for the changes that we can bring
From the Democratic Party's democratic wing
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 7, 2007 5:26 PM
ALP, SPD, BDP
Gather round, y'all, for my assault on reason
I got rhyme skillz like Jeff Gannon got skeezin'
My broadcast power is like CNN
And I get more play than Washingtonienne
Now if she was a senator, I would not trust her
When she's on the floor, she likes to filibuster
She would sign legislation with a smiley face
And spend weekends at Bill O'Reilly's place
So instead of PAN, CDU, or GOP
Take it down to the precinct and vote for me
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
December 9, 2007 4:30 PM
Another Victory
Let's check all the GOP gloom and doom
While Larry Craig gets busy in a Burger King bathroom
The man gets around, for an elderly senator
I hear he's breakin' hearts like Pat Benatar
When we need a statesman, we get a pleasure seeker
But I love it when you call me House Speaker
You can't hand out pork without a little gravy
So impeachment was the case that they gave me
While the GOP blamin' everything on 9/11
Don't front or I'll pass H.R. 187
Yes, my past is checkered, I did drugs like Eckerd
But I will not run on my record
I get intimate on the Internet
Show me a splinter group and I'll splinter it
So while MCs I lead concede, let's rejoice
Sucka MP, once again the people's choice
And I'm out
Posted by Sucka MP
February 4, 2008 2:33 PM
Alberta
Stelmach dropped the writ like I drop MCs
I'm making NDP spoil their BVDs
ALP brings the fight like a bucking bronco
'Cause we got Beth Gignac AND Bill Bonko
ALP can govern if you just let it
And don't talk no jive about Social Credit
Peace
Never before published private message to our people holding it down in Edmonton
February 26, 2008 3:45 AM
Sucka MP: The Second Term
It's time for another Sucka MP dictation
My recognition is passed by acclamation
White House may threaten with a veto
But I'll slap 'em down like a mosquito
GOP, you almost feel bad for 'em
These days, can't even get a quorum
MCs tryin' to be parliamentarian
But I cut 'em like caesarean and bury 'em like Marion
Tancredo better make a run for the border
Before I pull out Robert's Rules of Order
For some, the choice of Speaker's a no-brainer
But no-brainers voted for John Boehner
Suckas sittin' 'round sippin' they Johnny Blue
Talkin' that smack just like Giuliani do
Their approval rate calls for a removal date
While I make more scrilla than Zell Miller's distiller
Peace
Posted by Sucka MP
November 10, 2011 6:11 PM
Heavy D RIP
The district I come from is heavy "D"
There's "Somebody for Me"
But not in the GOP
Never before published
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